All in Their Places
On Tuesday, I started winding floss. It had to be done. For several years I have had three very full boxes of floss bobbins, organized by color. But this week I rewound all of them onto plastic bobbins (many of the old ones were on paper), labeling them with their DMC stickers (if I could — many of the numbers were not noted, and I had duplicates of many), redoing my rainbow.
It took two days. Rewinding flosses and planting them into rows of flossy tulips is fun for about . . . twenty minutes. On the fourteenth bobbin, you're still like, "Cool, this is fun, looks pretty, only 249 more to go, no prob, bring it." By the 50th you're like, "Yeah, they [whoever they are] are so right, I so totally have no life. None." By the last ones (in the 200s) you're feeling very mental, much as you did when you were finishing the ripple blanket on the ripple assembly line, sort of panicking and winding faster than your carpal tunnel allows, like someone running downhill on America's Funniest Videos (and by the way, as a longtime AFV watcher I never thought anyone could replace the comedic lunacy of Bob Saget, but Tom Bergeron you are hilarious, especially when you do that Big Head thing? — you should do a Big Head thing on someone running downhill toward, like, a big pile of soft hay or something. That would be hilarious. And also, more merry-go-rounds and treadmills. There's just nothing funnier than people wiping out on those). Anyway, when you're on your last bobbin, you will feel like your brain got all tangled and spun on the floss merry-go-round, so go have a bike ride and clear your head.
Oh, the bike ride. Well, the tire was brand new, put on at the bike shop that morning because the one from last year was flat. When it blew, Andy let me ride his new bike to save my bad foot the three-mile walk, and he led my lame Palomino pony (actually, she's more of a buckskin) back down the no-street-access path in topsiders and no socks ( = six blisters and a sad, barefooted walk back into the bike shop since he couldn't fit the shoes back on over the bubbles. I dared him to walk in barefoot. No one got it, though, except us, natch, because our humor is so subtle and cleverly hilarious. At least they didn't charge us to replace it again).
Guess we'll be getting that emergency repair kit we so cavalierly passed on at the bike shop the day before (when we were buying Andy's new bike). We pretty much go to the bike store every day. The bike guys said there was something wrong with my rim, which popped the tire, but supposedly that's been corrected now, so we'll see. . . . We are biking dillettantes. Don't ask us to be smart about it 'cause we won't. But look at these awesome bicycle baskets by David Hembrow. You may wonder why they are so expensive until you watch the video of him making one and then it is all very clear. Now that's handmade, baby.
Anyway, back to me. I am so loving the variegated hand-dyed cotton flosses from Weeks Dye Works and The Gentle Art. The Valdani threads are beautiful, though I haven't tried those yet. I buy evenweaves and fancy floss from Acorns and Threads here in town. After I recovered from the winding, when I saw how many regular floss bobbins I had that weren't numbered, I also hightailed it over to the DMC web site and ordered a floss color card, which should be here any day! Oooo, I can't wait!
Yes, this is how I get my jollies. What of it.

































