I tell my sister to come over this morning. "Okay, put on those socks and then stand on that chair."
"I didn't shave my legs."
"I don't think it will show. I'll Photoshop it for you if it does."
"Why are you taking a picture of these? Are you going to sell them?"
"No, I made them for my friend for Christmas and I have to give them to her soon."
"I know, but why are you taking a picture of them?"
"I love those kind of candies."
"Dude, get on the chair."